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Bored with her husband, bored with her polo-playing lover, will the middle-aged heroine go away with the young man who gave her a lift that day when her car broke down on the way back to her country estate from a weekend with her lover in Paris? (imdb)
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A recently widowed traveler is kidnapped by a cold blooded killer, only to escape into the wilderness where she is forced to battle against the elements as her pursuer closes in on her. (imdb)
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Douglas Quaid is haunted by a recurring dream about a journey to Mars. He hopes to find out more about this dream and buys a holiday at Rekall Inc. where they sell implanted memories. But something goes wrong with the memory implantation and he remembers being a secret agent fighting against the evil Mars administrator Cohaagen. Now the story really begins and it's a rollercoaster ride until the massive end of the movie. (imdb)
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Dütdüt (Kemal Sunal) lives in shantytown and he plays clarinet at night clubs. He works night and day for making money. This film is a political burlesque for Turkey's 80s.
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A scientist has a horrific accident when he tries to use his newly invented teleportation device. (imdb)
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It is the year 2003, and classes continue in the school of the old Hababam class in the Camlica private High School. The old school owner has died, and his lunatic son Bedri (Mehmet Ali Erbil) runs the school. In the school, the Hababam tradition continues, and the teachers are intimidated by the tricks of the class... (octaa.org)
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What do you get when you mix fearless comedic genius with the latest box-office blockbusters? You guessed it. The Scary Movie gang is back with the most hilarious and irreverent installment yet. (The Weinstein Company)
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A notorious criminal must break an evil curse in order to rescue an abducted girl who has mysteriously disappeared. (imdb)
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A rich housewife enlists her maid's help to murder her husband; they go on the lam and end up in Mortville, a homeless community built into a garbage dump. (imdb)
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Et Cetera (1966) - Short Film
A small, animated figure learns how to use a whip, a pair of wings and a house. (imdb)
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