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Two bumbling government employees think they are U.S. spies, only to discover that they are actually decoys for Nuclear War.
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A mother desperately searches for the killer that framed her son for their horrific murder. (imdb)
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Bret Maverick, needing money for a poker tournament, faces various comic mishaps and challenges, including a charming woman thief. (imdb)
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Mélanie Prouvost, a ten-year-old butcher's daughter, is a gifted piano player. That is why her parents and herself decide that she sit for the Conservatory entrance exam. Mélanie is very likely to be admitted, unfortunately she gets distracted by the president of the jury's offhand attitude and she fails. Ten years later, Mélanie becomes the former president of the jury's page turner, waiting patiently to be revenged... (imdb.com)
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A young black woman discovers that her father was a sperm donor, and if that weren't bad enough, he's white. (imdb)
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Frank and Jack Baker are professional musicians who play small clubs. They play smaltzy music and have never needed a day job... (imdb)
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People mysteriously start receiving voicemail messages from their future selves, in the form of the sound of them reacting to their own violent deaths, along with the exact date and time of their future death, listed on the message log. The plot thickens as the surviving characters persue the answers to this mystery which could save their lives. (imdb)
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Marty is a lonely butcher approaching middle-age. His Italian mother is incessantly hounding him to get married... (imdb)
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40 international directors were asked to make a short film using the original Cinematographe invented by the Lumière Brothers, working under conditions similar to those of 1895. There were three rules: (1) The film could be no longer than 52 seconds, (2) no synchronized sound was permitted, and (3) no more than three takes. The results run the gamut from Zhang Yimou's convention-thwarting joke to David Lynch's bizarre miniature epic. (imdb)
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Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (2018) - Direct-to-Video
In an alternative Victorian Age Gotham City, Batman begins his war on crime while he investigates a new series of murders by Jack the Ripper. (imdb)
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