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Hoping to return to New York via a penguin-piloted plane, the four animal friends crash land in the plains of Africa.

Errol Morris examines the incidents of abuse and torture of suspected terrorists at the hands of U.S. forces at the Abu Ghraib prison.

One Night in Miami is a fictional account of one incredible night where icons Muhammad Ali, Malcolm X, Sam Cooke, and Jim Brown gathered discussing their roles in the civil rights movement and cultural upheaval of the 60s. (imdb)

Documentary about economic, political, and religious conspiracy theories.

A camp melodrama/comedy about Sexilia (a nymphomaniac), Sadec (a gay Islamic terrorist), Riza Niro (the son of the emperor of Tiran), and Queti (the daughter of a dry-cleaner). When Riza Niro discovers that Sadec and his colleagues are after him, he disguises himself as a punk rocker, and falls in love with the stunning Sexilia, his first straight relationship. Meanwhile Queti, Sexilia's "biggest fan", helps Sexilia come to terms with her new life-style. (imdb)

Flemish master Pieter Bruegel's 1564 "The Procession to Calvary" that depicts Christ's crucifixion and Flandres under Spanish occupation. Compared to Sokurov's Russian Ark in terms of cinematic experience, the film focuses on 12 of the 500 historical, religious, military figures in the painting: a crucified farmer, Virgin Mary, a wealthy burgher, even Bruegel himself explaining the symbols hidden in the canvas. (IKSV)

While still mourning the recent death of his brother, a bereft and confused man finds love and direction in a most unexpected place. (tiff.net)

A couple in a troubled marriage locate a meteorite, initiating an encounter with a mysterious creature. Their lives are turned upside down by the discovery of the creature, which is a source of both pleasure and destruction. (imdb)

A young man falls helplessly in love with a mysterious blond woman that turns his life upside down.

In the far reaches of space, an American pilot named Peter Quill finds himself the object of a manhunt after stealing an orb coveted by the villainous Ronan. (imdb)