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A hilarious look at what really happens in a barnyard when the farmer's back is turned. (Paramount)

Batman learns he has a violent, unruly pre-teen son, secretly raised by the terrorist group the League of Assassins. (imdb)

A clever bookstore manager relies on his savvy Internet know-how to make the woman of his dreams fall in love with him. (imdb)

A drama about the fate of brothers forced to fight in the Korean War. (imdb)

A sixteen-year-old high-school student finds out she's a witch. (imdb)

When a woman learns of an immortality treatment, she sees it as a way to outdo her long-time rival. (imdb)

Boy tries to help his uncle, guilty of a murder case, to prove his innocence. He thinks the uncle has confessed the crime as a cover-up for his girlfriend, who was the wife of the dead man. So he starts a private investigation, with the help of his own friends, also involving the girl he loves. (imdb)

An American spy behind the lines during WWII serves as a Nazi propagandist, a role he cannot escape in his future life as he can never reveal his real role in the war. (imdb)

No-nonsense comic Bill Burr takes the stage in Nashville and riffs on fast food, overpopulation, dictators and gorilla sign language. (netflix.com)

Joe Don Baker is Mitchell- a hard-nosed, soft-bellied cop with an affinity for porn and Schlitz. His latest assignment has him engaging in no-speed car chases, yelling at children, shooting innocents and sloppily carousing Linda Evans. (imdb)