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A smart, complex ensemble about a masterfully-minded gold robbery. (Warner Bros.)

No starched lace, no panoramic views, no sweeping score -- Andrea Arnold takes Emily Brontë's classic novel and strips it to the root of youthful passion, restoring its stark power for a contemporary audience. Following her bracing portraits of female desire in Red Road and Fish Tank, Arnold pushes even further here, portraying love as a rush of heart-stopping beauty, cruelty and impulsive acts. (tiff.net)

An FBI agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event. (imdb)

Two psychotic young men take a mother, father, and son hostage in their vacation cabin and force them to play sadistic "games" with one another for their own amusement. (imdb)

Six college students take a wrong turn and find themselves lost in a strangely deserted rural town... only to discover that this deceptively quiet place hides a murderous cult of children controlled by evil forces! Yet even as bodies begin cropping up all around them, the young friends decide to stay and rescue the children... or die trying! (imdb)

During the Napoleonic wars, a British naval captain has adventures in Central American waters. (imdb)

A glowing orb terrorizes a young girl with a collection of stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror (imdb)

Roslyn divorces Ray in Reno and then meets widower Guido. He likes her but introduces her to cowboy Gay, and those two fall in love. (imdb)

Aladdin, a street urchin, accidentally meets Princess Jasmine, who is in the city undercover. They love each other, but she can only marry a prince (imdb)

An English noblewoman employs a haughty artist to paint portraits of her husband's estate in exchange for sex... (imdb)