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Superhero Movie
A send-up of superhero films, from Batman Begins to Fantastic Four. (imdb)
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Lassie Come Home
Hard times came for Carraclough family and they are forced to sell their dog to the rich Duke of Rudling. However, Lassie, the dog, is unwilling to leave the young Carraclough boy and sets out on the long and dangerous journey in order to rejoin him. (imdb)
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In Order of Disappearance
Nils snow ploughs the wild winter mountains of Norway, and is recently awarded Citizen of the Year. When his son is murdered for something he did not do, Nils wants revenge. And justice. His actions ignite a war between the vegan gangster the Count and the Serbian mafia boss Papa. Winning a blood feud isn't easy, especially not in a welfare state. But Nils has something going for him: Heavy machinery and beginners luck. (imdb)
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Catch-22
A man is trying desperately to be certified insane during World War II, so he can stop flying missions. (imdb)
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Umut
"Umut" is the story of an illiterate man and his family, whose existence depends on his income as a horse cab driver. When one of his horses is killed by an automobile, and when it is clear that neither justice nor charity will prevail, the man, played by Güney, begins a slow slide into despair... (imdb)
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy\
A teenage boy is haunted in his dreams by Freddy Krueger who is out to possess him to continue his murdering in the real world.
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Pennies from Heaven
It's the depression era and Chicago. Sheet music salesman Arthur Parker is trying to sell his products but it's not easy to convince unwilling music store owners to buy them (imdb)
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Dungeons & Dragons
The Empire of Izmer has long been a divided land. The Mages - an elite group of magic users - rule whilst the lowly commoners are powerless. Izmer's young Empress, Savina (Birch), wants equality and prosperity for all, but the evil Mage Profion (Irons) is plotting to depose her, and establish his own rule. (Wizards of the Coast)
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Hell
Year 2016: The sun has burned everything and made life on earth almost impossible. Germany has not been spared and is now barren land. Only the one who avoids the sun has a chance to live. In this situation, Marie is on the road with Philip and her little sister Leonie. They try to reach the mountains where water is supposed to be left. On their way, they meet Tom and tension grows in the little group whether to trust him or not.
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The Last Command
A decorated, aristocratic Czarist General is reduced to penury after the collapse of Imperial Russia. An old adversary, now a successful director hires the general to re-enact the revolution which deposed him. (imdb)
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