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The wife of an oafish restaurant owner becomes bored with her husband and considers an affair with a regular patron. (imdb)

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

A successful Indian scientist returns to an Indian village to take his nanny to America with him and in the process rediscovers his roots. (imdb)

It is 1948 in LA and Ezikeal "Easy" Rawlins, an African-American World War II veteran, is looking for work. At his friend's bar, he is introduced to a white man, DeWitt Albright, who is looking for someone to help him find a missing white woman assumed to be hiding somewhere in LA's black community... (imdb)

A defrocked Episcopal clergyman leads a bus-load of middle-aged Baptist women on a tour of the Mexican coast and comes to terms with the failure haunting his life. (imdb)

A man breaks into a tech billionaire's empty vacation home, but things go sideways when the arrogant mogul and his wife arrive for a last-minute getaway. (Netflix)

A story of passion, risk, and the extreme price of friendship in the world of high-stakes poker. (Miramax)

Disgruntled buddies Nick (Jason Bateman), Kurt (Jason Sudeikis) and Dale (Charlie Day) can't leave their miserable jobs, so they cook up a creative strategy for eliminating each other's micromanaging and maniacal employers (Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell, Kevin Spacey) instead in this crackpot comedy. Peculiar advice from con artist Motherf**ker Jones (Jamie Foxx) gets the scheme in motion, but the pals can't keep the wheels from flying off.

A crime lord ascends to power and becomes megamanical while a maverick police detective vows to stop him. (imdb)

A hack screenwriter writes a screenplay for a former silent-film star who has faded into Hollywood obscurity. (imdb)