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An old soldier kidnaps a young general of an enemy state and takes him on a long journey to collect the reward. (imdb)

A young witch, on her mandatory year of independent life, finds fitting into a new community difficult while she supports herself by running an air courier service. (imdb)

New York singer and nightclub owner Lady Lou has more men friends than you can imagine. Unfortunately one of them is a vicious criminal who's escaped and is on the way to see "his" girl, not realising she hasn't exactly been faithful in his absence. Help is at hand in the form of young Captain Cummings a local temperance league leader though. (imdb)

Five childhood friends grow apart after the death of Meiko Honma, close playmate of them all. Jinta Yadomi, leader of the group when they were kids, neglects high school and lives as a shut-in when he unexpectedly starts seeing the ghost of Meiko, who can only interact with him and no one else. She has returned to ask Jinta to fulfill the forgotten wish she made as a kid. (AnimeNewsNetwork)

Andy is a new teacher and an inner city high school that is like nothing he has ever seen before. The... (imdb)

Martin Hykkerud (Vegar Hoel) wakes up at a hospital after experiencing a undead nightmare. All his friends were killed by Nazi-zombies at a cabin, he is the only survivor. During a fight with the zombies, he suffers a bite to his arm, and has to cut it off. Now his arm has been replaced with a limp, rotten arm. The arm belongs to Oberst Herzog (Ørjan Gamst). Herzog is the leader of the undead nazi-squad and is the antagonist of the film. We join Martin in his quest to kill Herzog and his army.

Herbie, the Volkswagen Beetle with a mind of its own, is racing in the Monte Carlo Rally. Unbeknownst to Herbie's driver... (imdb)

Titanic irony looms when the new luxury cruise liner Titanic 2, setting sail a century after the sinking of its ill-starred namesake, seems destined to come to a similarly soggy end when an ocean tsunami pushes an iceberg into its path. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration researcher Kim Patterson (Brooke Burns) and Coast Guard Capt. James Maine (Bruce Davison) lead the bid to save the giant ship and its passengers from annihilation.

A Hollywood fixer in the 1950s works to keep the studio's stars in line. (imdb)

After the heartbreaking death of his wife, Reginald P. Linux (Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka) packs his bags and searches for a new place to call home... (imdb)