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Paha maa
When a schoolteacher (Sveholm)is sacked he projects his bad mood at his troubled teen son (Pääkkönen). He, in turn buys CD player from a pawnshop with counterfeit money. This causes chain-reaction that wreaks havoc on many lives, as everyone transfers their problems to the next victim. (imdb)
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Home
In 200,000 years on Earth, humanity has upset the balance of the planet, established by nearly four billion years of evolution. By bringing us unique footage from over fifty countries, Arthus-Bertrand lays a foundation stone for the edifice that we must rebuild.
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King of New York
A former drug lord returns from prison determined to wipe out all his competition and distribute the profits of his operations to New York's poor and lower classes in this stylish and ultra violent modern twist on Robin Hood.
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Thursday
A former L.A. drug dealer (Thomas Jane) has moved to Houston to make a new life for himself as a married architect... (imdb)
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Secret Agent
During the first world war, novelist Edgar Brodie is sent to Switzerland by the Intelligence Service... (imdb)
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Like Someone in Love
An unusual relationship develops between a student (Rin Takanashi), who works as prostitute on the side to pay for her studies, and a brilliant, elderly academic (Tadashi Okuno) who is one her clients. (mubi.com)
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Mask
A boy with a massive facial skull deformity and biker gang mother attempts to live as normal a life as possible under the circumstances. (imdb)
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Stargate: Continuum
Stargate: Continuum (2008) - Direct-to-Video
Ba'al travels back in time and prevents the Stargate program from being started. SG-1 must somehow restore history. (imdb)
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X-Men: Dark Phoenix
Jean Grey begins to develop incredible powers that corrupt and turn her into a Dark Phoenix. Now the X-Men will have to decide if the life of a team member is worth more than all the people living in the world.
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Nymphomaniac: Volume 2
The second part of the two-part version of von Trier's Nymphomaniac.
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