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A massage therapist is unable to do her job when stricken with a mysterious and sudden aversion to bodily contact. Meanwhile, her uptight brother's foundering dental practice receives new life when clients seek out his "healing touch." (sundance.org)

Undine works as a historian lecturing on Berlin's urban development. But when the man she loves leaves her, the ancient myth catches up with her. Undine has to kill the man who betrays her and return to the water. (imdb)

Three elderly distinguished gentlemen are searching for some excitement in their boring borgoueis lives and gets in contact with one of count Dracula's servants. In a nightly ceremony they restore the count back to life. The three men killed Dracula's servant and as a revenge, the count makes sure that the gentlemen are killed one by one by their own sons. (imdb)

A heart stopping mythic action-adventure set against the turbulent end times of the once great Mayan civilization.

A former pool player returns to the game and takes on a young protege. (imdb)

The film opens with a squad of seasoned German soldiers, led by a disillusioned but skilled sergeant... (imdb)

An exiled magician finds an opportunity for revenge against his enemies muted when his daughter and the son of his chief enemy fall in love in this uniquely structured retelling of the 'The Tempest'. Intricate staging, graphic nudity, and lavish art production are part of this lurid spectacle. Shakespeare has never seemed quite the same. (imdb)

Two wealthy law-school students go on trial for murder in this version of the Leopold-Loeb case. (imdb)

A biopic of Temple Grandin, an autistic woman who has become one of top scientists in humane livestock handling. (imdb)

Keep the Lights On chronicles the emotionally and sexually charged journey through the love, addiction, and friendship of two men. Documentary filmmaker Erik and closeted lawyer Paul meet through a casual encounter, but they find a deeper connection and become a couple. Individually and together, they are risk takers--compulsive, and fueled by drugs and sex. Erik struggles to negotiate his own boundaries and dignity, and to be true to himself. (mubi.com)