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The Smurfs
The Smurfs (1981) - TV Series
The Smurfs are little blue creatures that live in mushroom houses in a forest inhabited mainly by their own kind. The smurfs average daily routine is attempting to avoid Gargomel, an evil man who wants to kill our little blue friends. (imdb)
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Rabbit
Rabbit (2005) - Short Film
A dreamlike but dark story of lost innocence and the random justice of nature, told with curious images from a distant childhood. When an idol is found in the stomach of a rabbit, great riches follow, but for how long? (animateonline.org)
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Lolita
A middle-aged novelist falls in love with a 16-year-old girl.
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L\
An idealistic engineer builds his own island off the Italian coast and declares it a nation, drawing the world's attention. Values are tested when the Italian Government declares him an enemy, but to change the world risks must be taken. (imdb)
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Chinese Take Away
The story of an encounter between Roberto and Jun, from China, who's been wandering the streets of Buenos Aires, lost and looking for his uncle. Roberto is a veteran of the Falkand Island War, and his life became stuck in a rut 20 years ago. He spends his days as a recluse in his house, without outside contact, until a strange event wakes him up and brings him back to life.
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Little Rural Riding Hood
The last of Tex Avery's variations on 'Red Hot Riding Hood' (1943), in which the country wolf visits his city cousin, who tries to teach him the rudiments of civilised behaviour when watching girls in nightclubs - without, it has to be said, a great deal of success... (imdb)
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The Selfish Giant
Inspired by Oscar Wilde's story of the same name, The Selfish Giant is a contemporary fable about two teenage boys who get caught up in the world of copper theft. (mubi.com)
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The Great Santini
The four Meechum kids and their mother move from Marine post to Marine post, following their father... (imdb)
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Damages
Damages (2007) - TV Series
A law school graduate becomes the protégée of a successful high-stakes litigator. (imdb)
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Les Vampires
The film follows the exploits of a nefarious band of master criminals led by the seductive femme fatale Irma Vep.
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