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TMNT
The continued adventures of the four adolescent mutated turtles gifted in the art of the ninja, as they attempt to stop a mysterious evil that threatens to end the world.
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Battle of Los Angeles
Battle of Los Angeles (2011) - Direct-to-Video
The US military takes on a group of aliens bent on colonizing the planet. (lostinlodos)
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Blitz Wolf
Blitz Wolf (1942) - Short Film
Yet another variation on the Three Little Pigs theme, this time told as WW2 anti-German propaganda (the US had just entered the war), with the wolf as a thinly-disguised Hitler. (imdb)
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Lost In La Mancha
Lost In La Mancha may be the first 'un-making of' documentary; the story of a film that does not exist. Instead of a sanitized glimpse behind the scenes, this film offers a unique, in-depth look at the harsher realities of filmmaking. With drama that ranges from personal conflicts to epic storms, this is a record of a film disintegrating. (Quixote Films)
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Hababam sinifi merhaba
It is the year 2003, and classes continue in the school of the old Hababam class in the Camlica private High School. The old school owner has died, and his lunatic son Bedri (Mehmet Ali Erbil) runs the school. In the school, the Hababam tradition continues, and the teachers are intimidated by the tricks of the class... (octaa.org)
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Umut
"Umut" is the story of an illiterate man and his family, whose existence depends on his income as a horse cab driver. When one of his horses is killed by an automobile, and when it is clear that neither justice nor charity will prevail, the man, played by Güney, begins a slow slide into despair... (imdb)
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Yılan Hikayesi
Adventures of a hard-headed Turkish cop and his crew.
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Clear History
A disgraced former marketing executive plots revenge against his former boss, who made billions from the electric car company they started. (imdb)
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Analyze This
A comedy about a psychiatrist (Crystal) whose number one-patient is an insecure mob boss (De Niro.) (imdb)
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Sex and the City
Sex and the City is coming to the big screen in a feature film adaptation of the hit HBO television series. The film will follow the continuing adventures of the series four main characters - Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda - as they live their lives in Manhattan four years after the series ended.
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