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Louder Than Bombs
The fractious family of a father and his two sons confront their different feelings and memories of their deceased wife and mother, a famed war photographer. (imdb)
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Peter & the Wolf
An innovative animated film version of Prokofiev's classic work, set to a new recording by the world-renowned Philharmonia Orchestra, was produced at the Oscar-winning Se-ma-for Studios in Poland using stop-frame model animation (the technique popularised by Wallace and Gromit creators Aardman Animations) and state-of-the-art digital technology. (Amazon.co.uk)
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Ready to Wear
A fashion show in Paris draws the usual bunch of people; designers, reporters, models, magazine editors... (imdb)
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I Am Legend
Robert Neville is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable...and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City...and maybe the world. But he is not alone. (Warner Bros.)
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Human Traffic
The Cardiff club scene in the 90's: five best friends deal with their relationships and their personal demons during a weekend. Jip calls himself a sexual paranoid, afraid he's impotent. Lulu, Jip's mate, doesn't find much to fancy in men. Nina hates her job at a fast food joint, and her man, Koop, who dreams of being a great hip-hop d.j., is prone to fits of un-provoked jealousy. The fifth is Moff, whose family is down on his behavior. (imdb)
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Friday the 13th Part III
Having escaped in the last episode, Jason is back, hockey mask and all, to continue his murderous rampage across Crystal Lake. (imdb)
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S.W.A.T.
A former S.W.A.T. team member, along with his partner, is thrown off the team in the aftermath of a controversial decision they made during a robbery/hostage standoff.
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Cul-de-sac
A wounded criminal and his dying partner take refuge at a beachfront castle. The owners of the castle, a meek Englishman and his willful French wife, are initially the unwilling hosts to the criminals... (imdb)
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K-9
To stop an elusive criminal, a maverick detective enlists the aid of a police dog who's an unusually intelligent smart alec. (imdb)
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Scenes from a Marriage
Johan reveals to his wife Marianne that he has been having an affair and intends to leave her. She is distraught, and the film follows the trials and tribulations of the couple from that point onward. Originally a TV series screened in Sweden.
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