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Hotel for Dogs
Two kids secretly take in nine stray dogs at a vacant house. (imdb)
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Forty Guns
An authoritarian rancher, Barbara Stanwyck, who rules an Arizona county with her private posse of hired guns. When a new marshall arrives to set things straight, the cattle queen finds herself falling, brutally for the avowedly non-violent lawman. Both have itchy-fingered brothers, a female gunman enters the picture, and things go desperately wrong. (imdb)
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I Think I Love My Wife
A sophisticated comedy about marriage and the temptation of new love. (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
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Horton Hears a Who!
Horton the Elephant struggles to protect a microscopic community from his neighbors who refuse to believe it exists.
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Wayne\
The inseparable duo try to organize a rock concert while Wayne must fend off a record producer who has an eye for his girlfriend. (imdb)
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The Pacifier
Vin Diesel stars as Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe who, as an elite member of the world's fiercest and most highly trained force thought he was prepared to take on any duty no matter how perilous or impossible -- until he tried baby-sitting. (Disney)
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To Be and to Have
Inspired by the French phenomenon of 'single-class' schools, this film charts the life of a small one-class village school over the course of one academic year, and takes a warm and serene look at primary education in the French heartlands. (New Yorker Films)
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Amazon Women on the Moon
A spoof 1950's sci-fi movie, interspersed with various comedy sketches.
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Ticket to Paradise
A divorced couple teams up and travels to Bali to stop their daughter from making the same mistake they think they made 25 years ago.
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Tragedy Girls
Tragedy Girls, a twist on the slasher genre following two death-obsessed teenage girls who use their online show about real-life tragedies to send their small mid-western town into a frenzy and cement their legacy as modern horror legends. (imdb)
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