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A director, an actress and a writer each explain why they never want to work with producer Jonathan Shields again... (imdb)

Emperor Wang (the Perverted) is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth... (imdb)

While still mourning the recent death of his brother, a bereft and confused man finds love and direction in a most unexpected place. (tiff.net)

In a rural French village an old man and his only remaining relative cast their covetous eyes on an adjoining vacant property... (imdb)

Larry spans the globe, while embarking on an epic quest to save the magic before it is gone forever. (imdb)

Rowan Atkinson is the outrageous Mr. Bean, sent on a mission to California to escort the world famous painting of 'Whistler's Mother' to its new home in The Grierson Gallery. What the gallery owner, one of the richest men in America, and his curator David Langley (MacNicol) believe, is that Mr. Bean is Dr. Bean, a renowned art expert. In fact he is just a sleepy-headed, wildly eccentric museum guard. (Universal Studios)

The only movie of legendary Turkish artist Baris Manco.

This movie portrays the drug scene in Berlin in the 70s, following tape recordings of Christiane F. 14 years old Christiane lives with her mother and little sister in a typical multi-storey apartment building in Berlin. She's fascinated by the 'Sound', a new disco with most modern equipment. Although she's legally too young, she asks a friend to take her. There she meets Detlef, who's in a clique where everybody's on drugs. Step by step she gets drawn deeper into the scene. (imdb)

A man diagnosed with Alzheimer's decides to punish criminals. (imdb)

A kindergarten director Troshkin is a dead ringer for a criminal nicknamed "Docent" who stole the priceless headpiece of Alexander the Great during an archaeological expedition. But after militia "inputs" Troshkin into the criminal environment he has nothing left to do but to carefully play out the part of his "evil twin" (imdb)