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Hopefuls try out before a demanding director for a part in a new musical. (imdb)

Antonio Banderas stars as the Mariachi without a name in this much anticipated follow-up to the critically-acclaimed 1992 hit, El Mariachi. This time the Mariachi (Banderas) plunges headfirst into the dark border underworld when he follows a trail of blood to the last of the infamous Mexican druglords, Bucho (De Almeida), showdown. (Sony)

A boy witnesses his parent's marriage falling apart after his mom finds another man. (imdb)

Debbie Ocean gathers a crew to attempt an impossible heist at New York City's yearly Met Gala.

When their country is invaded and their families are taken, eight unlikely high school teenagers band together to fight. (imdb)

Despite a traumatic event, a group of friends decide to go ahead with their annual beach vacation. Their relationships, convictions, sense of guilt and friendship are sorely tested. They are finally forced to own up to the little white lies they've been telling each other. Pretenses become increasingly hard to keep up. Until the moment when the truth finally catches up with them all.

Embarrassed by his large nose, a romantic poet/soldier romances his cousin by proxy. (imdb)

Brad and Dusty must deal with their intrusive fathers during the holidays. (imdb)

Will Ferrell portrays George W. Bush for the last time in this Broadway show where Bush shares with the audience his complex thoughts on his life while he was still in Texas as well as his experience being, arguably, the worst ever president of the United States. (whobody)

Set in World War II, a demented cremator believes cremation relieves earthly suffering and sets out to save the world. (imdb)