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Based on the Walt Curtis autobiographical novel of the same name, Mala Noche is a story of amour fou. (imdb)

When high school dropout Maria Coughlin announces her pregnancy to her parents, her father drops dead on the floor... (imdb)

Chronicles a variety of stories, but the main one follows Henry Sugar, who is able to see through objects and predict the future with the help of a book he stole (imdb.com).

When Will and Karen Jennings (Townsend and Theron) are held hostage and their daughter is abducted, a relentless 24-hour plan is set in motion that will challenge everything they took for granted. (Sony)

An outrageous comedy about two college students who'll try anything to get ahead! (Miramax)

Four stoners, five vegans, three mobsters, four hunters and a million reasons to free one junkie elephant. (imdb)

Jerry Welbach (Pitt) is a reluctant bagman who has been given two ultimatums: The first is from his mob boss to travel to Mexico and retrieve a priceless antique pistol, known as "The Mexican"...or suffer the consequences. The second is from his girlfriend Samantha (Roberts) to end his association with the mob. Jerry figures alive and in trouble with Samantha is better than the more permanent alternative, so he heads south of the border. (Dreamworks SKG)

A dissolute matinee idol is slated to appear on a live TV variety show. (imdb)

On the occasion of his fifth wedding anniversary, Nick Dunne reports that his wife, Amy, has gone missing. Under pressure from the police and a growing media frenzy, Nick's portrait of a blissful union begins to crumble. Soon his lies, deceits and strange behavior have everyone asking the same dark question: Did Nick Dunne kill his wife? (imdb)

A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules. (imdb)