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Cemetery Junction
A 1970s comedy set in small-town England following an upstart young man working at an insurance company and his two odd friends as they try to make sense of their world and make lives of their own.
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Dead or Alive 2: Birds
Two contract killers cross paths in the middle of the same job and realize they are childhood friends. (imdb)
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Lovely Molly
A troubled young ex-addict returns to her childhood home with her new husband, and struggles with the evil that haunts her.
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The Driller Killer
An artist slowly goes insane while struggling to pay his bills, work on his paintings, and care for his two female roommates, which leads him taking to the streets of New York after dark and randomly killing derelicts with a power drill. (imdb)
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Love, Simon
Everyone deserves a great love story. But for Simon it's complicated: no-one knows he's gay and he doesn't know who the anonymous classmate is that he's fallen for online. Resolving both issues proves hilarious, scary and life-changing. (imdb)
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Tender Mercies
Alchoholic former country singer Mac Sledge makes friends with a young widow and her son. The friendship enables him to find inspiration to resume his career. (imdb)
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Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
An abused, (allegedly) mentally handicapped parking attendant fetishizes the first movie and decides to make a human centipede of his own.
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Angel-A
A beautiful woman helps an inept scam artist get his game together. (imdb)
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Everything Will Be Ok
A series of dark and troubling events forces Bill to reckon with the meaning of his life - or lack thereof. (imdb)
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Thunder Road
A police officer comes to grips with a death of his mom when giving a heartfelt eulogy at her funeral. (imdb)
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