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Dumb and Dumber
Harry and Lloyd are two brainless losers who try to return a suitcase full of money to its pretty owner. After a journey full of accidents they arrive in snowy Aspen, Colorado and try to find her. But will they succeed? (imdb)
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Big Momma\
Martin Lawrence is back as the boldest, biggest and baddest Momma ever. This time, Lawrence transforms himself into Big Momma to avert a national security disaster. But saving the country is the least of Big Momma's problems, as he takes on his ultimate challenge -- being nanny/housekeeper to the suspect's dysfunctional family. (20th Century Fox)
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No Exit
During a blizzard and stranded at an isolated highway rest stop in the mountains, a college student discovers a kidnapped child hidden in a car belonging to one of the people inside.
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Carlito\
A Puerto-Rican ex-con, just released from prison, pledges to stay away from drugs and violence despite the pressure around him and lead on to a better life outside of New York City.
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Jack-Jack Attack
The Parr's baby Jack-Jack is thought to be normal, not having any super-powers like his parents or siblings. But when an outsider is hired to watch him, Jack-Jack shows his true potential. (imdb)
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The Last Metro
In occupied Paris, an actress married to a Jewish theater owner must keep him hidden from the Nazis while doing both of their jobs. (imdb)
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The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst
Filmmaker Andrew Jarecki examines the complicated life of reclusive real estate scion, Robert Durst, the key suspect in a series of unsolved crimes. (imdb)
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Bosch
Bosch (2014) - TV Series
An LAPD homicide detective works to solve the murder of a 13-year-old boy while standing trial in federal court for the murder of a serial killer. (imdb)
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5 Centimeters per Second
5 Centimeters Per Second for the speed at which cherry blossom petals fall, petals being a metaphorical representation of humans, reminiscent of the slowness of life and how people often start together but slowly drift into their separate ways...
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Kara Murat ölüm emri
he emperor Constantine prefers Sultan Murat II to be replaced by prince Orhan. In fact, it is Mehmet II's turn to be the sultan. Kara Murat and his friends get into Byzantium. Murat becomes Orhan's raider alias Kosta. Orhan's love Princess Olimpia falls in love with him. She tells him about the plot to kill Mehmet II. In the meantime Sultan Murat dies. Olimpia goes to Manisa to attract Mehmet's attention and intends to kill him after wards. Murat and his friends set off for Manisa... (imdb)
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