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This smart and decidedly modern romantic comedy from indie stalwart Nicole Holofcener follows the misadventures of a divorcée who finds herself making a new friend -- and dating that new friend's ex-husband at the same time. (tiff.net)

THE NEXT GIRL I SEE is a comedy that shows us that love has nothing to do with perfection. After losing the woman of his dreams, Anderson is convinced he'll never fall in love again. But at the urging of his best friend, he spontaneously proposes to a dissatisfied waitress named Katie and an innocent dare evolves into the kind of love that both have been looking for all along. (imdb)

Udo Kier is the Baron Frankenstein, attempting to create a new race of humans out of body parts. He wants to mate his male creation to his female creation so he figures he needs the brain of a real lady's man. By mistake, he beheads a man about to enter a monastery to become a monk... (imdb)

The Dead End Kids, an unemployed architect, and gangster Baby Face Martin interact with an East Side neighborhood over one day and night. (imdb)

Three 6th grade boys ditch school and embark on an epic journey while carrying accidentally stolen drugs, being hunted by teenage girls, and trying to make their way home in time for a long-awaited party.

A young girl arrives at a school of superhumans to find out the truth behind her father's murder. (imdb)

Pickle shop owning couple Kazim (Munir Ozkul) and Saadet (Adile Nasit) share their six children and go their own ways, after a final dispute over whether lemon juice or vinegar is the key component of pickle making. Kazim's mischievous but harmless brother Ziya (Sener Sen), who has been secretly keeping in touch with both sides of the family, reintroduces the divided siblings many years later.

Bruce Willis is an outcast FBI agent who is assigned to protect a 9 year old autistic boy who is the target for assassins after cracking a top secret government code. (imdb)

Ollie and Stanley are two Christmas Tree sales reps who get into one of their usual mutual destruction fights with a homeowner. (imdb)

The United States Air Force shrugs off reports of a large Unidentified Flying Object that is undetectable on radar. However, things change once a jet is attacked and destroyed by what's seems to be a massive extraterrestrial bird. The destructive creature seems impervious to all attack and the race to save the world from this menace falls into the hands of an electronics engineer and a mathematician.