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Conan the Barbarian
The epic tale of child sold into slavery who grows into a man who seeks revenge against the warlord who massacred his tribe (imdb)
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A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon
When an alien with amazing powers crash-lands near Mossy Bottom Farm, Shaun the Sheep goes on a mission to shepherd the intergalactic visitor home before a sinister organization can capture her. (imdb)
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Vicdan
The film was inspired by the third page news, focusing on scandal, family tragedies and sexual escapades gone wrong in Turkey's lower class. 'Vicdan' takes us to rural Turkey, to the impending doom of a love triangle. (Turkish Daily News)
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Kicking and Screaming
Following graduation, a handful of college students do nothing and talk about it wittily. (imdb)
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Victoria & Abdul
Queen Victoria strikes up an unlikely friendship with a young Indian clerk named Abdul Karim. (imdb)
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Snow White: A Tale of Terror
Based somewhat more authentically on the Grimm Brothers' story of a young woman who is unliked by her stepmother, the film includes the talking mirror, a poisoned apple, and some ruffian gold (not diamond) miners (and they aren't dwarfs or cute). It takes place at the time of the Crusades, and depicts the attitudes of the wealthy and the peasant classes toward one another. (imdb)
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Coriolanus
A banished hero of Rome allies with a sworn enemy to take his revenge on the city.
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Dinotopia
Dinotopia (2002) - TV Mini-Series
Carl and David, two boys flying a small aircraft over the ocean with their father, crash land near an uncharted island. The boys swim safely to shore, but their father unfortunately drowns in the crash. On their own, the brothers explore the island and soon discover it is not only inhabited by people, but by dinosaurs as well! While the place seems easy enough to get used to, the boys must find a way of returning to their home. (imdb)
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Geçen Yaz
During summer vacation in a beachside town, 16-year-old Deniz seeks the affection of his childhood crush and navigates a love triangle.
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1492: Conquest of Paradise
Christopher Columbus' discovery of the Americas and the effect this has on the indigenous people. (imdb)
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