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Shakes plods about his duties as party clown, and uses all of his free time getting seriously drunk (imdb)
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Donald P. Sinclair (Cleese) has placed six separate gold coins in different slot machines in his casino. The lucky six who find these coins discover an opportunity of a lifetime. The chance to own $2 million. Locked up in a locker in New Mexico, these six contestants must now race each other, to be the first to the cash. There are no rules in place and everything that could possibly happen, does. Whilst, behind the scenes, Sinclair's associates are placing their bets. (imdb)
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The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) - Direct-to-Video
The story follows the adventures of El Superbeasto, a washed-up Mexican luchador, and his sultry sidekick and sister Suzi-X as they confront an evil villain by the name of Dr. Satan. The adventure, set in the mythic world of Monsterland, also has a character named Murray the robot.
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By creating The Hebrew Hammer, writer/director Kesselman has brought to life a character rarely seen in Hollywood or off-Hollywood films: a sexy and powerful Jewish action hero. (ContentFilm)
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Mimi is a Sicilian dockworker who loses his job when he votes against the Mafia candidate in what he thinks is a secret ballot. He leaves his wife behind and goes to Turin, where he meets and moves in with Fiore, a street vendor and Communist organizer. They have a child, he works non-union jobs, and again he comes to the Mafia's attention... (imdb)
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A romantic comedy about the marriage obsession adapted from the novel of the same title
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The Good Place (2016) - TV Series
Four people and their otherworldly frienemy struggle in the afterlife to define what it means to be good. (imdb)
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A Turkish comedy film about two brothers who are interested in football and music more than studying, and their father who wants them to be graduated.
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Joan is the secretary to the public defender in a large city. She is in love with a career criminal named Eddie... (imdb)
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The story of how two men change -- and change each other -- during a tense 16 block struggle between life and death. (Warner Bros.)
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