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An interstellar teleportation device, found in Egypt, leads to a planet with humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra (imdb)

A spoilt rich girl leads a life of luxury on the profits from her father's champagne business. To bring... (imdb)

A man is murdered, apparently by one of a group of soldiers just out of the army. But which one? And why? (imdb)

A documentary on the fabled recording studio that was located in Van Nuys, California. (imdb)

Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High... (imdb)

Part documentary, part dramatization, this film is the terrifying first-hand account of three British citizens who were held for two years without charges in the American military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. (Roadside Attractions)

Pro-Life, directed by John Carpenter, written by Drew McWeeny & Scott Swan, tells the story of a young girl trapped inside a clinic, who discovers the only thing more dangerous than her pursuers is the demonic secret that she carries within her. Ron Perlman, Mark Feuerstein, Emannuelle Vaugiere and Caitlin Wachs star. (imdb)

"Downsizing" follows a kindly occupational therapist who undergoes a new procedure to be shrunken to four inches tall so that he and his wife can help save the planet and afford a nice lifestyle at the same time. (imdb)

The story of a manic depressive man who inexplicably is the only one who can see his neighbor's dog as a full grown man in a dog suit. (imdb)

A hilarious look at what really happens in a barnyard when the farmer's back is turned. (Paramount)