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Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with a angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people. (imdb)
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Little Man
Darryl Edwards (Shawn Wayans) is so eager to become a father that he mistakes a short, baby-faced thief (Marlon Wayans) on the lam for an abandoned toddler. He and his wife take the "baby" into their home while the thief's partner (Morgan) tries to help him recover a stolen diamond. (Sony Pictures)
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The Happening
A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity. (imdb)
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Después de Lucía
Alejandra and her dad Roberto have just moved to town. She is new at school, he has a new job. Starting over is sometimes complicated when you have left so much behind. (Cannes)
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Paparazzi
Bo Laramie is a movie star who has finally achieved success. But success comes at a price, in the form of four persistent photographers known as the paparazzi. Using their dishonest methods of getting the money shot regardless of what it takes, they'll stop at nothing in exploiting Bo for every last penny...
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La casa del fin de los tiempos
The house of the end of time is the first Venezuelan thriller suspense and terror. It tells the story of Dulce, Ruddy Rodriguez, a mother who has encounters with apparitions inside his old house, where you must decipher a mystery that could trigger a prophecy: the death of his family.
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Blinded by the Light
In 1987 during the austere days of Thatcher's Britain, a teenager learns to live life, understand his family and find his own voice through the music of Bruce Springsteen. (imdb)
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Dylan Moran: Monster
Dylan Moran: Monster (2004) - Direct-to-Video
Dylan Moran talks about Dublin, greetings, cigarettes, drugs, life potential, the ideal body, health foods, modern cookery, wine, hotel rooms, mobile phones, cash machines, partying, vodka, whiskey, gin, children and their owners, babyboomers, blues, rap music, young people, politeness, lies, politicians, flatmates, news, euphemism, anti-americanism, etc, etc... (imdb)
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Amazon Women on the Moon
A spoof 1950's sci-fi movie, interspersed with various comedy sketches.
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Spider-Man: Far from Home
Following the events of Avengers: Endgame, Spider-Man must step up to take on new threats in a world that has changed forever.
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