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A thief turned ex-con poses as a cop to retrieve a diamond he stole years ago.

An anthology series that centers on different characters and locations, including a haunted/murder house, an insane asylum, a witch coven, a freak show and a hotel.

Secrets, rumors and betrayals surround the upcoming marriage between a young dissolute man and virtuous woman of the French aristocracy. (imdb)

John Rambo is removed from prison by his former superior, Colonel Samuel Troutman, for a top-secret... (imdb)

The life of a Norwegian immigrant family in 1910 San Francisco centers around Mama and her detailed, pennywise household budget. We follow the Hansens' small joys, sorrows, and aspirations, with the boisterous antics of Uncle Chris as counterpoint. (imdb)

Farmer Vincent kidnaps unsuspecting travellers and is burying them in his garden. Unfortunately for his victims, they are not dead. He feeds his victims to prepare them for his roadside stand. His motto is: It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters. The movie is gory, but is also a parody of slasher movies like Last House on the Left. (imdb)

From the creative mind of filmmaker Luc Besson, comes a larger-than-life, family adventure about a boy who, after his grandfather disappears, sets out to save his family home from emerging real estate developers. (MGM)

A young American woman from the Midwest is hired by a marketing firm in Paris to provide them with an American perspective on things. (imdb.com)

A family is terrorized by demonic forces after moving into a home that was the site of a grisly mass-murder.

When a handsome neighbor moves in across the street, Anna, a heartbroken woman for whom, every day is the same, starts to see a light at the end of the tunnel. That is until she witnesses a gruesome murder - or did she?