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Cleopatra
Historical epic. The triumphs and tragedy of the Egyptian queen, Cleopatra. (imdb)
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Me, Myself & Irene
Charlie is a Rhode Island state trooper with a split personality. He is otherwise mild-mannered and non confrontational until somebody or something pushes him a little too far. That's when his maniacal alter-ego, Hank, takes over. Charlie is assigned on a routine mission to return alleged fugitive Irene back to upstate New York, but they wind up on the run from corrupt police officers. And their escape would be a lot simpler on everybody involved if Hank didn't keep stepping in at the most inopportune times... (imdb)
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The Painted Bird
A young Jewish boy somewhere in Eastern Europe seeks refuge during World War II where he encounters many different characters. (imdb)
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Love and Death on Long Island
Giles De'Ath is a widower who doesn't like anything modern. He goes to movies and falls in love with film star, Ronnie Bostock. He then investigates everything about the movie and Ronnie. After that he travels to Long Island city where Ronnie lives and meets him, pretending that Ronnie is a great actor and that's why Giles admires him. (imdb)
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A 10-year-old boy feels unwanted when his mother places him in a home for wayward children. He goes to a foster home where a family of workers finds him to be too much for them. When the unruly child discovers the family plans to give up on him, he drowns their daughter's cat in retaliation... (All Movie Guide)
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Sharper
Motivations are suspect, and expectations are turned chaos, as a con artist takes on Manhattan billionaires.
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Robot Jox
It is post-World War III. War is outlawed. In its place, are matches between large Robots called Robot Jox. These matches take place between two large superpowers over disputed territories. The main character Achilles is a pilot in one of the large Robots. The plot revolves around him and a match for the state of Alaska. (imdb)
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Starlet
A young woman finds $10,000 in a thermos purchased at a yard sale and forms an unlikely relationship with its original owner.
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Every Thing Will Be Fine
One day, driving aimlessly around the outskirts of town after a trivial domestic quarrel, a writer named Tomas accidentally hits and kills a child. Will he be able to move on? (imdb)
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Masters of the Universe
A life-action feature film based on the popular cartoon kids show about a prince turned warrior named He-Man. (imdb)
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