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Mermaids
After another relationship has ended, Mrs. Flax moves to a new town. But now, it's her elder daughter who is love-sick. (imdb)
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JoJo\
Anime adaptation of Hirohiko Araki's long running manga series, covering the first two parts, Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency. Follows the adventures of the descendants of the Joestar family, who discover they have unique powers and are destined to fight supernatural foes.
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The Amazing Screw-On Head
A Civil War-era secret agent with an extraordinary special power serves under president Abraham Lincoln. (imdb)
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Welcome, or No Trespassing
Welcome, or No Trespassing is a Soviet movie by Elem Klimov made in 1964. It is a satirical comedy about the excessive restrictions that children face during their vacation in a Young Pioneer camp, imposed by their masters. (wikipedia)
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Battle Royale 2: Requiem
Three years after the failure of the original BR program, a second act is forged and a class of students are sent to an island with one objective: kill international terrorist Shuya Nanahara. (imdb)
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Devil\
After a mysterious, lost night on their honeymoon, a newlywed couple finds themselves dealing with an earlier-than-planned pregnancy. While recording everything for posterity, the husband begins to notice odd behavior in his wife that they initially write off to nerves, but, as the months pass, it becomes evident that the dark changes to her body and mind have a much more sinister origin. (imdb)
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Lemon
Lemon (1969) - Short Film
An eight minute reflection on the use of light as an art, focusing entirely on a lemon.
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The Siege of Jadotville
Irish Commandant Pat Quinlan leads a stand off with troops against French and Belgian Mercenaries in the Congo during in the early 1960s. (imdb)
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A History of Violence
Tom Stall (Mortensen) is living a happy and quiet life with his lawyer wife (Bello) and their two children in the small town of Millbrook, Indiana, until one night their idyllic existence is shattered when Tom foils a vicious attempted robbery in his diner. (New Line Cinema)
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House of Frankenstein
After escaping from an asylum the mad Dr. Niemann (Boris Karloff) and his hunch back assistant (J. Carrol Naish) revive Count Dracula (John Carradine), the Wolf Man (Lon Chaney Jr.) and the Frankenstein monster (Glenn Strange) in order to extract revenge upon their many enemies. (imdb)
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