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El Conde
Augusto Pinochet never died, rather he is a vampire who after 250 years decides to die due to his complicated family situation and the dishonor of his figure. (Wikipedia)
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Return to Me
A man who falls in love with the woman who received his wife's heart must decide which woman it is who holds his heart. (imdb)
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3000 Miles to Graceland
It's International Elvis Week in Las Vegas, where the strip is flooded by a sea of King wannabes decked out in jumpsuits and sideburns. But five of the impersonators swaggering into the Riviera Hotel and Casino are toting heavy weaponry in their guitar cases. It's the heist of a lifetime, orchestrated by ex-con Michael (Russell) and his cunning former cellmate, Murphy (Costner). (Warner Brothers)
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Osman Pazarlama
A man is trying to work out on his job in a funny and dramatic way.
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Cockfighter
Southern action drama film about cockfighting.
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American Psycho II: All American Girl
Rachael Newman has developed an interest for murders after she met psycho Patrick Bateman. To further study the subject, she enrolls at the university department for Behavioural and Social Sciences, under the expert leadership of ex-FBI man Robert Starkman. (imdb)
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Bright Future
Two young guys work in a plant that manufactures oshibori (those moist hand-towels found in some Japanese restaurants). Their weird bond is based on uncontrollable rage--something neither can articulate or control--and the strange jellyfish that they keep as a pet. (imdb)
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So I Married an Axe Murderer
A San Francisco poet who fears commitment has a girlfriend who he suspects may not be who she appears. (imdb)
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Recep Ivedik 4
Recep, the neighborhood is coaching the kids on the football team. For training, where he also played football since childhood, try to use the land in the neighborhood who are single space. Recep learned that this land is sold to a contractor. The neighborhood is very valuable for the children of this land who want to buy his own to lose.
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The Constant Gardener
Adapted from the novel by John le Carre, this is a gripping romantic thriller that sweeps audiences along one man's emotional and global journey to uncover the truth behind a personal loss and a worldwide conspiracy. (Focus Features)
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