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Red Planet
Mission Commander Kate Bowman (Moss) is the pilot and commander of the most important mission of the 21st century: saving the human race. It's 2050, Earth is dying, and colonizing Mars is the only alternative to obliteration. (Warner Bros.)
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Minions
Minions Stuart, Kevin and Bob are recruited by Scarlet Overkill, a super-villain who, alongside her inventor husband Herb, hatches a plot to take over the world. (imdb)
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Ekusute
What if extensions carried the grudge of the individual to which the hair originally belonged and started attacking people wearing it at random? Customs agents discover a huge amount of human hair used as materials for 'hair extensions' along with the dead body of a young girl with a shaved head... (imdb)
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For Your Eyes Only
Agent 007 is assigned to hunt for a lost British encryption device and prevent it from falling into enemy hands.
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Brass Eye
Brass Eye (1997) - TV Series
Controversal spoof of current-affairs TV and the role of celebrity in the UK. (imdb)
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Married with Children
Al Bundy is a misanthropic women's shoe salesman with a miserable life. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous. (imdb)
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O simdi mahkum
After being released from the military, two old friends meet and decide to produce a movie together, but get mixed up in the underworld.
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See No Evil
Seven feet tall. Four hundred pounds. A rusty steel plate screwed into his skull and razor-sharp fingernails that pluck out his victims' eyes. Reclusive psychopath Jacob Goodnight (Kane) is holed up in the long-abandoned and rotting Blackwell Hotel, alone with his nightmares until eight petty criminals show up for community service along with the cop who put a bullet in Jacob's head four years ago. (Lionsgate)
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Candyman
A "spiritual sequel" to the horror film Candyman (1992) that returns to the now-gentrified Chicago neighborhood where the legend began
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18 Year Old Virgin
18 Year Old Virgin (2009) - Direct-to-Video
In a series of sexual mishaps, a high school senior tries to lose her virginity on the last night before graduation. (Rotten Tomatoes)
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