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Tangerines
War in Abkhazia 1990. An Estonian man Ivo has stayed behind to harvest his crops of tangerines. In a bloody conflict at his door, a wounded man is left behind, and Ivo is forced to take him in (imdb)
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Conspirators of Pleasure
Six outwardly average individuals have elaborate fetishes they indulge with surreptitious care... (imdb)
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Flodder
A rather a-social family, gets a chance to live in an upper-class neighbourhood. As they are not accepted by the snobs living there, they get in all sorts of trouble. (imdb)
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Touchy Feely
A massage therapist is unable to do her job when stricken with a mysterious and sudden aversion to bodily contact. Meanwhile, her uptight brother's foundering dental practice receives new life when clients seek out his "healing touch." (sundance.org)
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12 Angry Men
In a New York City jury room, 12 jurors must deliberate the guilt or innocence of a teenager accused of murdering his father. The evidence against the boy seems overwhelming, but one juror, Juror 8, is not convinced. He begins to challenge the other jurors' assumptions and to point out flaws in the evidence. As the debate rages, the jurors are forced to confront their own biases and prejudices.
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The Mule
An elderly Korean War Veteran and horticulturalist who has become isolated from his family falls into a new line of work as a drug mule for a Mexican cartel.
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Always Be My Maybe
A pair of childhood friends end up falling for each other when they grow up.
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Rear Window
A wheelchair bound photographer spies on his neighbours from his apartment window and becomes convinced one of them has committed murder.
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Africa
Africa (2013) - TV Mini-Series
Series documenting some of the vast array of African wildlife. Produced by the BBC Natural History Unit and the Discovery Channel, this high-budget documentary bears a similar production style to other well-known collaborative efforts between these two, such as The Blue Planet (2001) and Planet Earth (2006).
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Çakallarla Dans: Hastasiyiz Dede
This film is the second part of Çakallarla Dans.
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