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When Dexter's sister enters his room to tell him it's time for school she stumbles upon his latest invention.

The story of two lighthouse keepers on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s. (imdb)

Rap stars Redman and Method Man star as Jamal and Silas, two regular guys who smoke something magical, ace their college entrance exams and wind up at Harvard. (Universal Pictures)

Humbert Humbert, a British professor coming to the US to teach, rents a room in Charlotte Haze's house, but only after he sees her 14-year-old daughter, Dolores (Lolita), to whom he is immediately attracted. Though he hates the mother, he marries her as this is the only way to be close to the girl, who will prove to be too mature for her age... (imdb)

When a wind-up one-man band toy looks up and sees just how boisterous, BIG, and destructive the baby can be, he does everything he can to flee--even if it means hiding under the couch. But when the baby falls down and gets hurt, the tin toy has to decide on survival, or doing what a toy's got to do. (imdb)

An authoritarian rancher, Barbara Stanwyck, who rules an Arizona county with her private posse of hired guns. When a new marshall arrives to set things straight, the cattle queen finds herself falling, brutally for the avowedly non-violent lawman. Both have itchy-fingered brothers, a female gunman enters the picture, and things go desperately wrong. (imdb)

When a plane crashes in a small town, it releases a secret biological weapon. As the toxic substance infiltrates the local water system, some residents become gravely ill, while others descend into homicidal madness. The sheriff attempts to set things straight, but soon the military becomes involved in trying to contain the killer virus.

A filmmaker captures images that characterize the violence and repression as well as the hope of rebirth and remembrance in northeastern Thailand. (imdb)

Decepticon forces return to Earth on a mission to take Sam Witwicky prisoner, after the young hero learns the truth about the ancient origins of the Transformers. Joining the mission to protect humankind is Optimus Prime, who forms an alliance with international armies for a second epic battle. (imdb)

Film archivist Serge Bromberg uncovers a treasure trove of imagery from an unfinished film called "L'Enfer" starring Romy Schneider and directed by the French master Henri-Georges Clouzot.