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Charlie goes to a spa to dry out, but he takes a trunk of liquor with him. He tangles with another's gouty foot in a revolving door. Later he thinks the gouty man is making love signs to him (he doesn't Edna, the real object of the man's efforts), so he signs back. He interpets a massage to be a wrestling match. When management throws his liquor into the fountain, when flow the healthful waters, everyone gets drunk. (imdb)

Kara Murat is a very powerful soldier and spy and he is loyal to Fatih Sultan Mehmet Khan of Ottoman Empire. In this film, Fatih sends Kara Murat to his enemy Vlad.

A Miami businesswoman adjusts to her new life in a tiny Minnesota town.

An old Gothic cathedral, built over a mass grave, develops strange powers which trap a number of people inside with ghosts from a 16th Century massacre seeking to resurrect an ancient demon from the bowls of the Earth. (imdb)

A group of high-school kids, who are infused with unique superpowers, harness their abilities in order to save the world.

The story deals with the characters Pistolero, the Gent and Comanche and the deadly, unfinished business among them.

A look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of four vampires who've lived together for over 100 years, in Staten Island.

The film features Jan Bijvoet in the title role as Camiel Borgman whose arrival in a residential area disrupts the life of the carefully constructed façade of an arrogant, wealthy couple, their three children and the nanny. In fact, Borgman may actually be the Devil. (ropeofsilicon.com)

In this action adventure, U.S. Navy pilots are part of a close-knit elite division of test pilots flying highly classified stealth fighter jets. (Sony)

Bekir is mad for Uğur. Uğur is enamored with Zagor and Zagor's passionate for committing crimes. Zagor is released from jail. A sultry summer night, one mishap followed another and a murder is committed in the neighborhood. Same night, Uğur vanishes.