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The Strange Thing About the Johnsons
THE STRANGE THING ABOUT THE JOHNSONS is a dark satire of the domestic melodrama, which asks "What if...?" and then, for some reason, comes up with an answer. (imdb)
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Moonrise Kingdom
A pair of lovers flee their New England town, which causes a local search party to fan out and find them. (imdb)
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Stargate SG-1
A secret military team, SG-1, is formed to explore the recently discovered Stargates. (imdb)
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The Masque of the Red Death
A European prince terrorizes the local peasantry while using his castle as a refuge against the "Red Death" plague that stalks the land. (imdb)
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Ernest Goes to Camp
A group of juvenile criminals is sent for vacation to Kamp Kikakee. The clumsy Ernest has to care for them... (imdb)
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Rogue Trader
Ambitious, wide-boy Nick Leeson is determined to rise in the world and be more than a simple bank clerk. When his employers, Barings Bank, offer him the opportunity to go to Jakarta to sort out a problem that nobody else wants, he seizes the opportunity with both hands... (imdb)
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Menace II Society
A Watts teenager becomes so immersed in his violent world, he can't get out. (New Line Cinema)
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Retreat
Kate and Martin escape from personal tragedy to an Island Retreat. Cut off from the outside world, their attempts to recover are shattered when a Man is washed ashore, with news of airborne killer disease that is sweeping through Europe. (imdb)
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Turning Gate
This low key, insightful, and ultimately devastating film quietly observes a callow young man in his search for love. Utterly ill-equipped for the challenge, he bounces from one encounter to another, hoping that he'll find the connection to life that's missing in his life, but instead, he causes pain wherever he goes in his self-absorbed quest. When he finally utters the words "I love you" they are hollow and come immediately after his admission of dishonesty, manipulation and deception. (imdb)
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Empire Records
The employees of an independent music store learn about each other as they try anything to stop the store being absorbed by a large chain. (imdb)
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