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Saraband
Saraband (2003) - TV Movie
In this sequel to Bergman's 1973 film "Scenes from a Marriage," Marianne and Johan meet again after thirty years without contact, when Marianne suddenly feels a need to see her ex-husband again. She decides to visit Johan at his old summer house in the western province of Dalarna. And so, one beautiful autumn day, there she is, beside his reclining chair, waking him with a light kiss. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
A rogue detective is as devoted to his job as he is at scoring drugs - while playing fast and loose with the law.
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Lilo & Stitch
A Hawaiian girl adopts an unusual pet who is actually an notorious extra-terrestrial fugitive from the law. (imdb)
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On a subway train, a man announces that he's looking for someone who might be interested in him; the usual dating methods have not worked, though there's nothing wrong with him. He explains that any interested woman can just get off at the next stop. One woman looks interested... (imdb)
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Dead Men Don\
Film noir parody with a detective uncovering a sinister plot. Characters from real noirs appear as scenes from various films are intercut. (imdb)
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Family
Family (2006) - Season 2, Episode 2
Masters of Horror - Season 2, Episode 2
Family, directed by John Landis and written by Brent Hanley, tells the story of a young married couple (Meredith Monroe and Matt Keeslar) that moves into a new home in a new city and finds out that their neighbor (George Wendt) is not what he seems. (imdb)
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Rollerball
In a corporate controlled future, an ultra-violent sport known as Rollerball represents the world, and one of it's powerful athletes is out to defy those who want him out of the game. (imdb)
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In 35,000 BC, the tribe of the Dirty Hairs is in war against the tribe of the Clean Hairs for eight hundred years, trying to get their shampoo. The chief of the Dirty Hairs sends his daughter Guy disguised to the enemy tribe to get some shampoo for his tribe. When the healer of the Clean Hairs tribe surprisingly kills two cavemen of his tribe, their imbecile chief assigns Pierre with curled hair and Pierre blonde to investigate the murder and find the criminal. (imdb)
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Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
After years of unmasking fake ghosts, Scooby and the gang go searching for real ghosts. Their search takes them to Zombie Island, which gives them a lot more than they ever expected. The gang finds themselves caught between a sect of vicious cat creatures and a horde of zombies lead by the ghost of Moonscar the Pirate. (imdb)
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The River Wild
Meryl Streep takes on a pair of armed killers while navigating a spectacularly violent river. (imdb)
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