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The Golden Child
A private detective specializing in missing children is charged with the task of finding a special child that dark forces want to eliminate. (imdb)
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Thoroughbreds
Two teenage girls in suburban Connecticut rekindle their unlikely friendship after years of growing apart. In the process, they learn that neither is what she seems to be, and that a murder might solve both of their problems. (imdb)
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Troll
A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will return him to his human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives. (imdb)
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Hasta la Vista!
Three disabled friends want to get laid in Punta del Cielo, Spain. Together with a female busdriver they make a trip from belgium to there.
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The Ex
When his high-achieving wife (Peet) decides she wants to be a stay-at-home mom, Tom Reilly (Braff) needs to step up and take care of his growing family. (The Weinstein Company)
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I Know Where I\
Young middle-class Englishwoman Joan Webster is determined to have the finer things in life, and to that end she plans to marry Sir Robert Bellinger... (imdb)
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Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones
Dave Chappelle takes on gun culture, the opioid crisis and the tidal wave of celebrity scandals in a defiant stand-up special filmed in Atlanta. (imdb)
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Bon Cop, Bad Cop
When a crime is committed on the border of Quebec and Ontario, everyone is forced to come together, whether they want to or not... (imdb)
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Intruders
Spanish director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo's latest film transcends the confines of the horror genre through an emotional engagement with childhood fears, human frailty and the threat of the unknown. Clive Owen stars as John Farrow, a father who cannot protect his young daughter from faceless intruders, in this intense psychological drama. (tiff.net)
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Leatherheads
A romantic comedy set against the backdrop of America's nascent pro-football league in 1925.
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