Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Sign up to create a Criticker account here
Step Two: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now by signing up and rating some movies!
Blissfully Yours
This film focuses on a Burmese refugee whose fate has linked him to the lives of two Thai women in a border town. (Kick the Machine)
Your probable score
?
Rage
When the Russian mob kidnaps the daughter of a reformed criminal, he rounds up his old crew and seeks his own brand of justice. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Das Schloß
Das Schloß (1997) - TV Movie
A land surveyor, K., is invited to the Castle to do some work for the Count,but when he arrives at the Village,he finds that nobody is expecting him. K.'s attempts to get into the Castle are as unsuccessful as his attempt to settle into the local village... (IMDB Comments)
Your probable score
?
The Mist
David Drayton and his young son Billy are among a large group of terrified townspeople trapped in a local grocery store by a strange, otherworldly mist. David is the first to realize that there are "things" lurking in the mist...deadly, horrifying things...creatures not of this world. Survival depends on everybody in the store pulling together...but is that possible, given human nature? (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Geçen Yaz
During summer vacation in a beachside town, 16-year-old Deniz seeks the affection of his childhood crush and navigates a love triangle.
Your probable score
?
The Hitman\
The world's top bodyguard gets a new client, a hit man who must testify at the International Court of Justice. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it to the trial on time. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Pebble and the Penguin
A lovable but introverted penguin named Hubie plans to present his betrothal pebble to the bird of his dreams. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Orlando
Young nobleman Orlando is commanded by Queen Elizabeth I to stay forever young. Miraculously, he does just that.
Your probable score
?
Leviathan
in the very waters where melville's pequod gave chase to moby dick, leviathan captures the collaborative clash of man, nature, and machine. shot on a dozen cameras -- tossed and tethered, passed from fisherman to filmmaker -- it is a cosmic portrait of one of mankind's oldest endeavors. (mubi.com)
Your probable score
?
Rooty Toot Toot
Rooty Toot Toot (1951) - Short Film
The story of Frankie and Johnny: Frankie walks into a bar, where she catches her boyfriend Johnny with the sensuous Nelly Bly and kills him in a fit of jealousy. The story is told in song, during the trial, and the bartender and Nelly both tell essentially the same story; Frankie's lawyer spins a wild tale of Johnny out-running bullets and Frankie trying to return his gun, and the jury buys it! (imdb)
Your probable score
?