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In order to free his best friend Bondi, Jack Burns lets himself be imprisoned only to find out that Bondi does not want to escape. Thus Burns breaks out on his own and is afterwards being chased by sheriff Johnson with helicopters and jeeps. (imdb)

A young man steals a boat to find his brother, but he and his shipmates become shipwrecked on a mysterious island inhabited by a giant sea monster and a slumbering Godzilla. (imdb)

The U.S. Government is willing to help any country that requires help in ridding themselves of drugs with support from the Army. Unfortunately, the drug cartels have countered that offer by hiring one of the best air-combat mercenaries and have armed him with a Scorpion attack helicopter. (imdb)

At the height of his career, Charles Dickens meets a younger woman who becomes his secret lover until his death. (imdb)

An ex-con reunites with his estranged wayward 16-year old daughter to protect her from drug dealers who are trying to kill her. (imdb)

Cady Heron is a hit with the Plastics, an A-list girl clique at her new school when she makes the mistake of falling for Aaron Samuels, the ex-boyfriend of alpha Plastic Regina George. (imdb)

A villain's maniacal plan for world domination sidetracks five teenage superheroes who dream of Hollywood stardom.

When an cryptic package arrives on the doorstep of introvert entomologist Ida Teeter (Angela Bettis) from her father in Brazil, inside is a mysterious beetle which gets lose and bites Ida's latest lesbian lover Misty (Erin Brown) who then undergoes a slow transformation into an insect herself and sets upon to spread the contagion to Ida herself before anyone catches on. (imdb)

Lady avenger returns to western town owned by a ruthless gunslinger hosting an elimination tournament. (imdb)

A businessman finds he and his friends the prisoners of a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in the backwoods of a bizarre mansion. (imdb)