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Turkish Star Wars
The film follows the adventures of two comrades, Murat (Arkın) and Ali (Akkaya), whose ships crash on a desert planet (curiously identical to Cappadocia in Turkey) following a less-than-epic space battle that randomly inserts footage from Star Wars as well as newsreel clips of both Soviet and American space rockets... (Wikipedia.org)
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Le Signe du lion
Pierre (Jess Hahn) is a music student and already living on a shoestring when he hears that he has inherited a large sum of money. But just when it looks like his luck is changing for the better, his so-called inheritance is suddenly ephemeral. Saddled with debts, he wanders around the shadier side of the city throughout the summer, trying to survive but instead sinking deeper and deeper into the morass of poverty. His friends help out, and at the end it looks like his luck will be changing once again. (All Movie Guide)
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Atama-yama
Atama-yama (2002) - Short Film
A miserly man eats the pits of some cherries he can't stand throwing out. A tree starts growing from the top of his head. He cuts it off; it grows back. After a while, he gives up and lets it grow, but the crowds that gather on top of his head to enjoy the tree (and leave huge mounds of trash) eventually drive him to uproot the tree. This leaves a crater on top of his head, which fills with water, which becomes a popular lake. (imdb)
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Tsumiki no ie
Tsumiki no ie (2008) - Short Film
In a world gradually flooding with water, an old man adapts to changing circumstances and looks back on his life. (oscar.com)
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Brokedown Palace
Alice and Darlene, best friends, decide to take a trip to Thailand to celebrate high-school graduation. While there, they are befriended by charming Australian rogue Nick Parks. Nick convinces them to take a weekend side trip to Hong Kong, but at the airport, they are busted for smuggling drugs. They are convicted in a show trial and sentenced to 33 years; in desperation, they contact Yankee Hank, an American lawyer based in Thailand who has been reported to be helpful if you've got the cash. (imdb)
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The Professionals
A rich Texan, J.W. Grant, selects three men and invites them to his private train to offer them a contract:... (imdb)
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The Abominable Snowman
A kindly English botanist and a gruff American scientist lead an expedition to the Himalayas in search of the legendary Yeti. (imdb)
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Triangle
Passengers of a yachting trip in the Atlantic Ocean are struck by mysterious weather conditions, so they jump to another ship only to experience greater havoc on the open seas.
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Rainbow Dance
Rainbow Dance (1936) - Short Film
The film was made by colorful printing of footage combined with drawing directly on film. The bouncy music drives home the message heard at the end of the film, promoting the GPO (General Post Office): "The Post Office Savings Bank puts a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for you. No deposit too small for the Post Office Savings Bank." (imdb)
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Culloden
Culloden (1964) - TV Movie
A reconstruction of the Battle of Culloden, the last battle to take place on British soil, as if modern TV cameras were present. (imdb)
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