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Kon-Tiki
An epic account of Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl's 1947 voyage across the Pacific on a balsa wood raft. (tiff.net)
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Bandits
When the suave, irresistible Joe (Willis), and his hypochondriac partner Terry (Thornton) escape from prison, they cut a swath from Oregon through California, robbing banks in order to finance their scheme for a new and somewhat legitimate life south of the border. (MGM)
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Rye Lane
Two youngsters reeling from bad breakups who connect over an eventful day in South-London.
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The Robber
Tells the true story of Johannes Rettenberger, a marathon athlete who developed robbing banks as a hobby. (imdb)
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A Cure for Wellness
Tells the story of an employee (DeHaan) who is sent to rescue his boss from a European "wellness spa" but soon realizes he's trapped, and discovers that the facility has a more sinister purpose than just serving the health needs of its patients. (movieinsider.com)
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The Hairdresser\
Antoine, a little boy, falls in love with the local hairdresser, so he gets a hair cut every time he can. This situation causes some problems with his parents. However, when he grows up, he is still obsessed with the hair cutting, and one fine day he gets into a barber shop, meets the hairdresser (Mathilde), they fall in love at first sight, and begin a strange relation (imdb)
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Meatballs
Wacky hijinks of counselors and campers at a less-than-average summer camp. (imdb)
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Return to Me
A man who falls in love with the woman who received his wife's heart must decide which woman it is who holds his heart. (imdb)
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Radius
Liam wakes from a car crash with no memory of who he is. As he makes his way into town to look for help, he finds only dead bodies, all with strange pale eyes. Liam's first assessment is that a virus is present in the air, but he soon discovers the horrible truth: anyone who comes within a 50-foot radius of him dies instantly. (imdb)
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Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn
In 2525, as mankind has begun to colonise space, a group of cadets are training to fight against human insurrectionists. One of these cadets, Thomas Lasky, has doubts about his abilities as a soldier and his convictions for this war. (imdb)
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