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Silent Rage
In the hospital of a small town, three doctors experiment on a man called John Kirby. As a result, John becomes a mute maniacal murderer with the ability to heal automatically every time he gets injured, no matter how bad it is. When he starts killing everyone he crosses, the town's sheriff goes after him; but how can he stop someone who can't die, or even get hurt? (imdb)
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Vampire Circus
A village in Nineteenth Century Europe is at first relieved when a circus breaks through the quarantine to take the local's minds off the plague. But their troubles are only beginning as children begin to disappear and the legacy of a long-ago massacre is brought to light. (imdb)
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The Thin Man Goes Home
Nick and Nora head to Nick's hometown of Sycamore Springs to spend some time with his parents. His father, a prominent local physician, was always a bit disappointed with Nick's choice of profession in particular and his lifestyle in general. With Nick's arrival however the towns folk, including several of the local criminal element, are convinced that he must be there on a case... (imdb)
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Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
Larry spans the globe, while embarking on an epic quest to save the magic before it is gone forever. (imdb)
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Landline
In 1995, a teenager living with her sister and parents in Manhattan discovers that her father is having an affair. (imdb)
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Unicorn Store
A woman named Kit receives a mysterious invitation that would fulfill her childhood dreams. (imdb)
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Den enfaldige mördaren
A mentally challenged man escapes from his tyrannical master and finds happiness when a poor family takes him in. (imdb)
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Ulysses\
"A," a Greek filmmaker living in exile in the United States, returns to his native Ptolemas to attend a special screening of one of his extremely controversial films. But A's real interest lies elsewhere--the mythical reels of the very first film shot by the Manakia brothers, who, at the dawn of the age of cinema, tirelessly criss-crossed the Balkans and, without regard for national and ethnic strife, recorded the region's history and customs... (imdb)
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Royal Wedding
Tom and Ellen Bowen are a brother and sister dance act whose show closes in New York. Their agent books them in London for the same period as the Royal Wedding. They travel by cruise ship where Ellen meets and becomes involved with Lord John Brindale. This causes her to miss a rehearsal. Tom (Astaire) uses the time to dance with a hat rack and gym equipment... (imdb)
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
A radio host (Caroline Williams) is victimized by the cannibal family as a former Texas Marshall (Dennis Hopper) hunts them (imdb)
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