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One dark night, a former native of a rural Thai village, has his men steal the head of the town's Ong Bak (Buddha statue) to win favor with a ruthless crime boss. The locals regard the theft as a catastrophe, and seek a champion to retrieve their lost treasure. They find their man in Ting (Tony Jaa), an orphaned youngster raised at the local temple in an ancient system of Muay Thai: 'Nine Body Weapons'. (Magnolia Pictures)

A tender love story between two teenage boys set during a hot summer on a South-East London housing estate. (imdb)

When Lou Bloom, a driven man desperate for work, muscles into the world of L.A. crime journalism, he blurs the line between observer and participant to become the star of his own story. Aiding him in his effort is Nina, a TV-news veteran. (imdb)

Features the personal exploits of a 16 year old girl, her family and friends during the Troubles in the early 90s. (imdb)

A boy on the cusp of his 13th birthday finds himself acting as a go-between in a forbidden love affair while visiting a friend's upper class estate.

A notorious criminal must break an evil curse in order to rescue an abducted girl who has mysteriously disappeared. (imdb)

This film is based on a true story about a British teenager who allegedly poisoned family, friends, and co-workers... (imdb)

A grumpy hermit hatches a plan to steal Christmas from the Whos of Whoville. (imdb)

A chronicle of four friends during a decade in which everything changed, including the rise of AIDS. (imdb)

"Patton" tells the tale of General George S. Patton, famous tank commander of World War II. The film begins with patton's career in North Africa and progresses through the invasion of Germany and the fall of the Third Reich. Side plots also speak of Patton's numerous faults such his temper and habit towards insubordination. Faults which would, eventually, lead to his being relieved as Occupation Commander of Germany. (imdb)