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Captain James T. Kirk and the crew of the Starship Enterprise explore the Galaxy and defend the United Federation of Planets. (imdb)

A serial killer decides to dissect the critically panned Star Wars prequels to determine their TRUE flaws. (imdb)

A chronicle of one woman's 1,100-mile solo hike undertaken as a way to recover from a recent catastrophe. (imdb)

A 200-year-old man works in the New York City Morgue trying to find a key to unlock the curse of his immortality. (imdb)

Five friends who reunite in an attempt to top their epic pub crawl from 20 years earlier unwittingly become humankind's only hope for survival. (imdb)

Jerry Mulligan, a struggling American painter in Paris, is "discovered" by an influential heiress with an interest in more than Jerry's art... (imdb)

Care-free Charlie (Walter Matthau) cons his widower brother-in-law Herb (Jack Lemmon) into an expenses-paid luxury cruise in search of rich, lonely ladies. The catch is that they are required to be dance hosts! With a tyrannical cruise director, and the luscious Liz and lovely Vivian, our heroes have lots of mis-adventures before they finally return to port. ((imdb))

After the collapse of Earth's ecosystem, Vesper, a 13-year-old girl struggling to survive with her paralyzed father, meets a woman with a secret who will force her to use her wits, strengths and bio-hacking abilities to fight for the possibility of having a future.

New York police are bemused by a spate of reports of a giant flying lizard which has been spotted around the rooftops of New York... (imdb)

A Congressman works with his equally conniving wife to exact revenge on the people who betrayed him. (imdb)