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Shane
A weary gunfighter attempts to settle down with a homestead family, but a smoldering settler/rancher conflict forces him to act. (imdb)
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Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
An abused, (allegedly) mentally handicapped parking attendant fetishizes the first movie and decides to make a human centipede of his own.
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The Stupids
An incredibly dull-witted family unknowingly stumble upon an illegal weapons deal while on the trail of their "stolen" garbage. (imdb)
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The Forest for the Trees
As an awkward idealistic high school teacher begins her first job in the city, things turn out to be much tougher than she had imagined. (imdb)
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The Cameraman
After becoming infatuated with a pretty office worker for MGM Newsreels, Buster trades in his tintype operation for a movie camera and sets out to impress the girl (and MGM) with his work.
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Next Floor
Next Floor (2008) - Short Film
During an opulent and luxurious banquet, complete with hordes of servers and valets, eleven pampered guests participate in what appears to be a ritualistic gastronomic carnage. In this absurd and grotesque universe, an unexpected sequence of events destabilizes the endless symphony of abundance
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...A Valparaíso
A travelogue of Valparaiso, Chile, a city built on steep hills. Life is a constant struggle against geography (imdb)
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Lights Out
Lights Out (2013) - Short Film
When a woman turns out the lights, a figure appears, but when she turns them back on, it is gone. (imdb)
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Still Life
Coalminer Han Sanming comes from Fengyang in Shanxi to the Three Gorges town Fengjie to look for his ex-wife whom he has not seen for 16 years... (imdb)
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Vincent
Vincent (1982) - Short Film
Young Vincent Malloy dreams of being just like Vincent Price and loses himself in macabre daydreams which annoys his mother. (imdb)
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