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Taps
Military cadets take extreme measures to insure the future of their academy when its existence is threatened by local condo developers. (imdb)
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Labirent
An assault of the radical Islamic terrorist organization El-Wahid shocks people in Turkey and all over the Western world: after an explosion having ripped through a busy street in Istanbul 130 people are dead, 30 Americans and 5 British are among them. To stop a second, even more devastating massacre, the Turkish intelligence initiates an operation named 'Labyrinth' (Kinostar)
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The Story of Adele H.
Halifax, 1863. A young woman, miss Lewly, comes to Halifax to search for Lt Pinson, whom she is madly in love with... (imdb)
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Tamam mıyız?
A depressed artist's friendship with a disabled boy.
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We Don\
Two couples must sift through the layers of betrayal and self-deception to face their marriages, each other, and ultimately, themselves. (Warner Independent Pictures)
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Kagemusha
When a powerful warlord in medieval Japan dies, a poor thief recruited to impersonate him finds difficulty living up to his role and clashes with the spirit of the warlord during turbulent times.
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Johnny English Reborn
Johnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down the Chinese premier. (imdb)
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Piranha Part Two: The Spawning
A scuba diving instructor, her biochemist boyfriend, and her police chief ex-husband try to link a series of bizarre deaths to a mutant strain of piranha fish whose lair is a sunken freighter ship off a Caribbean island resort. (imdb)
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The Cow
Masht Hassan owns the only cow in a remote and desolate village. He treats the cow as his own child. When he is away, his cow dies. Knowing the relationship between Masht Hassan and his cow, the villagers hastily dispose the corpse, and when Masht Hassan comes back, they tell him that his cow ran away. Masht Hassan is devastated, he starts to spend all his time in the barn, eating hay, and slowly believes that he is the cow. (imdb)
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The Foot Fist Way
An inept karate instructor struggles with marital troubles and an unhealthy obsession with fellow karate enthusiast Chuck "The Truck" Williams. (imdb)
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