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Captain New Eyes travels back in time and feeds dinosaurs his Brain Grain cereal, which makes them intelligent and non-violent... (imdb)
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Scorpio Rising (1964) - Short Film
An army of gay/nazi bikers make their engines roar and ride the way to pain/pleasure as sexual and sadistic symbols are intercut into the dazing chaos and rhythmic experiences of this underground film by cult director Anger (imdb)
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Boxer Ayhan Kaplan, nearing the age of 40, is on the brink of becoming a has-been. He and his coach already owe a large amount of money to their sponsor -- a member of the Turkish mafia. And if Ayhan doesn't lose the next bout for a bet, he's going to end up in big trouble
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A woman begins to fall in love, only to discover that she has fantastic powers. (imdb)
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A veteran police officer becomes the chief when he passes a test given to all the members of the police force. The power of authority soon goes to his head as he treats his former chief with all the pompous rancor of a once-sniveling underling exacting revenge on his old boss. The comedy continues when the new chief meets his match when he marries and finds his wife to be far more demanding that anyone he could ever imagine. (All Movie Guide)
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A funny tale about a college professor who turns into a singing superstar, Abuzer Kadayif, by night.
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The Colbert Report (2005) - TV Series
Satirical newscaster Stephen Colbert provides humorous commentary on the big issues going on in the United States and the rest of the world, with his larger-than-life ego and overly-patriotic spirit along with him every step of the way. (imdb)
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A former cop turned street-hustler accidentally uncovers a police conspiracy in 1999 Los Angeles. (imdb)
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Jake and Kristy Briggs are newlyweds. Being young, they are perhaps a bit unprepared for the full reality... (imdb)
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This documentary explores the hidden history of the American Exploitation Film. The movie digs deep into this often overlooked category of U.S. cinema and unearths the shameless and occasionally shocking origins of this popular entertainment. (imdb)
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