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Yakuza Apocalypse: The Great War of the Underworld
Yakuza vampires battle it out to avenge the death of their boss at the hands of an international syndicate.
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Masked & Anonymous
Against the backdrop of a nation on the brink of revolution, Uncle Sweetheart (John Goodman) and Nina Veronica (Jessica Lange) are slimy promoters planning a benefit concert. They desire the services of legendary singer Jack Fate (Bob Dylan), and soon Fate is sprung from jail. A rock journalist (played by Jeff Bridges) investigates the concert, attempting to determine just who will benefit. Revolution may be raging outside the arena, but Jack Fate and the benefit concert play on as planned. (imdb)
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The Birth of a Nation
Nat Turner, a former slave in America, leads a liberation movement in 1831 to free African-Americans in Virgina that results in a violent retaliation from whites. (imdb)
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The Wild Blue Yonder
The film follows a hypothetical proposition: a group of astronauts are circling the earth in a spacecraft, but they cannot return, as our planet has become uninhabitable. The cause of this remains open - all-out war, outbreak of a new disease beyond control, radiation after the complete disappearance of the ozone layer, or whatever. The crew of the spacecraft has to find a more hospitable place out there in space, and releases a probe from their cargo bay, Galileo. But Galileo - after sending back very disquieting data - has to be sent on a suicide mission. (Warner Herzog Filmproduktion)
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Sonatine
Several yakuza from Tokyo are sent to Okinawa to help end a gang war. The war escalates and the Tokyo drifters decide to lay low at the beach. (imdb)
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See No Evil, Hear No Evil
A man is murdered. Two men witness it. A blind man who hears the killer, and a deaf man who sees her. (imdb)
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The Comedians of Comedy
This documentary offers a raw, behind-the-scenes look at a group of cutting edge comedians. (Vitagraph Films)
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The Incident
The passengers on a New York subway car are terrorized by two teenage delinquents. Although outnumbered, the teenagers take advantage of the passenger's passivity and unwillingness to act together. We watch how the different personalities of the passengers react to the situation. (imdb)
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Crocodile Dundee II
Australian outback expert protects his New York love from gangsters who've followed her down under. (imdb)
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The Kominsky Method
An aging actor, who long ago enjoyed a brush with fame, makes his living as an acting coach.
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