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5x2
5x2 is a haunting and realistic evocation of the evanescence of love, and how adult relationships evolve over time. Returning to a more intimate scale following his international smash "Swimming Pool," Ozon's chamber drama is an anatomy of a failed marriage told in reverse chronology. (ThinkFilm)
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Oldboy
Oh Dae-su (Choi Min-sik) is an ordinary Seoul businessman with a wife and little daughter who, after a drunken night on the town, is locked up in a strange, private "prison." No one will tell him why he's there or who his jailer is. The imprisonment last for 15 years until one day when Dae-su finds himself unexpectedly deposited on a grass-covered high-rise roof, determined to discover the mysterious enemy who had him locked up. (Tartan Films)
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Rabbit of Seville
Bugs and Elmer supply new lyrics to Rossini's opera. (imdb)
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Sons of the Desert
When Stan and Ollie trick their wives into thinking that they are taking a medicinal cruise while they're actually going to a convention, the wives find out the truth the hard way. (imdb)
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Seems Like Old Times
Writer Nick Gardenia is kidnapped from his California cliffhouse and forced to rob a bank. Now a fugitive, he seeks help from his ex, Glenda. She is a public defender remarried to a prosecutor, and we get a houseful of hijinks. (imdb)
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My Boyfriend\
Missy McCloud is the most beautiful girl in school and Johnny Dingo has been in love with her for years. One night, Johnny is killed trying to win her over, and soon he comes back from the dead, and wins Missy's heart. (imdb)
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Carmencita
Carmencita (1894) - Short Film
"The noted dancer, who goes through her graceful act exactly as she does at Koster & Bial's, New York." (from Edison's Latest Wonders, 1894) (imdb)
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Dillinger Is Dead
In the wake of John Dillinger's death, a group of criminals try to cash in on his legend by posing as him. But when the real Dillinger resurfaces, they find themselves in over their heads.
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NewsRadio
NewsRadio (1995) - TV Series
Beleaguered news director Dave Nelson tries his best to manage a staff that includes egotistical anchors, an ambitious supervising producer who also happens to be his on/off girlfriend, a hapless reporter, sardonic secretary, and tech-happy electrician, while also answering to the station's intimidating and eccentric owner. (imdb)
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Futurama: Bender\
Futurama: Bender's Game (2008) - Direct-to-Video
The Planet Express crew get trapped in a fantasy world.
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