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A serial killer decides to dissect the critically panned Star Wars prequels to determine their TRUE flaws. (imdb)

Roslyn divorces Ray in Reno and then meets widower Guido. He likes her but introduces her to cowboy Gay, and those two fall in love. (imdb)

A young boy in Hitler's army finds out his mother is hiding a Jewish girl in their home.

An excommunicated priest sets up a satanic cult that only looks Catholic on the outside. He convinces a man to sign over his daughter's soul so that she will become the devil's representative on earth on her eighteenth birthday, but as that day nears, the man seeks the help of an American occult novelist to save his daughter, both physically and spiritually. (imdb)

A headstrong young girl in Afghanistan disguises herself as a boy in order to provide for her family.

Janet and Brad become contestants on a game show... but wind up as captives instead. (imdb)

Classic black comedy about young schnook who develops a bloodthirsty plant and is forced to kill in order to feed it... (imdb)

Imprisoned by an adult world that now fears everyone under 18, a group of teens form a resistance group to fight back and reclaim control of their future. (imdb)

A convicted arsonist looks to manipulate a parole officer into a plan to secure his parole by placing his beautiful wife in the lawman's path.

A nondescript man is trapped in a sinister flat, where nothing seems to obey the laws of nature. (imdb)