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Dexter\
When Dexter's sister enters his room to tell him it's time for school she stumbles upon his latest invention.
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Under the Silver Lake
Modern noir crime thriller set in Los Angeles. (imdb)
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The Tunnel
A car salesman on his way home to his daughter's birthday party gets trapped in a collapsed tunnel.
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Fried Green Tomatoes
A housewife who is unhappy with her life befriends an old lady in a nursing home and is enthralled by the tales she tells of people she used to know. (imdb)
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Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
A film exactly described by its title. German film director Herzog had made a bet with fledgling director Errol Morris that, if Morris made a film, Herzog would eat his shoe. Morris went on to film 'Gates of Heaven', so Herzog kept his promise. While eating the boiled shoe, Herzog carries on a dialogue with the film premier audience on film, art, and life. (imdb)
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Imperium
An FBI agent goes under cover to disrupt a local terrorist group's effort to make a dirty bomb. (imdb)
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Under the Sun
Over the course of one year, this film follows the life of an ordinary Pyongyang family whose daughter was chosen to take part in one of the famous Korean "Spartakiads". The ritualized explosions of color and joy contrast sharply with pale everyday reality, which is not particularly terrible, but rather quite surreal, like a typical life as seen "through the looking glass". (imdb)
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Crash
The immediate subject matter of Crash is the strange lure of the auto collision, provoking as it does the human fascination with death and the tendency to eroticize danger. Most motorists will slow down to stare at the scene of a collision; they may feel their pulses quickening and become exquisitely aware of the fragility of their own bodies. The characters of Crash carry this awareness a step further, cherishing and nurturing it. For them, a car collision is a sexual turn-on, and a jolting life-force they come to crave. (Fine Line Features)
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The Sword of Doom
Ryunosuke is a sociopathic samurai without compassion or scruples. When he is scheduled for an exhibition match at his fencingschool, the wife of his opponent begs Ryunosuke to throw the match, offering her own virtue in trade (imdb)
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Ciplak Vatandas
İbrahim whose occupy is government official has financial difficulties. Although he was doing extra jobs, his financial condition keeps getting worse. Eventually he losts his mind starts running in the middle of a street as naked. Just after the Press found out about him, he is known as "The Naked Citizen" now. In this way he will earn tons of money that he couldnt earned as a righteous official. (tr.wikipedia.org)
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