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Le Père Noël est une ordure
Félix, disguised as Father Christmas, hands out leaflets advertising a sexy Christmas party. His place is taken by an African Santa Claus and he returns to his caravan only to find his girlfriend Josette about to leave him. When he comes after her, she takes refuge at "SOS Distress", run by two neurotics, Thérèse and Pierre. (imdb)
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The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Elle France editor Jean-Dominique Bauby, who, in 1995 at the age of 43, suffered a stroke that paralyzed his entire body, except his left eye. Using that eye to blink out his memoir, Bauby eloquently described the aspects of his interior world, from the psychological torment of being trapped inside his body to his imagined stories from lands he'd only visited in his mind. (imdb)
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Spies in Disguise
When the world's best spy is turned into a pigeon, he must rely on his nerdy tech officer to save the world.
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City Slickers
A mid-life crisis plagued man and his friends find renewal and purpose on a cattle driving vacation. (imdb)
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Best Worst Movie
A look at the making of the film "Troll 2" and its journey from being crowned the "worst film of all time" to a cherished cult classic. (imdb)
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Son of the Pink Panther
Eighth entry in the Pink Panther. It is nearly 30 years since Inspector Jacques Clouseau managed to get Maria Gambrelli off from a murder charge (events of "A Shot In The Dark")... (imdb)
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Reflections in a Golden Eye
Bizarre tale of sex, betrayal, and perversion at a military post. (imdb)
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Home
Life for an isolated rural family is upended when a major highway next to their property, constructed 10 years before but apparently abandoned, is finally opened.
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The Ex
When his high-achieving wife (Peet) decides she wants to be a stay-at-home mom, Tom Reilly (Braff) needs to step up and take care of his growing family. (The Weinstein Company)
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Lady and the Tramp
The romantic tale of a sheltered uptown Cocker Spaniel dog and a streetwise downtown Mutt (imdb)
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